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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
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"What was the name of Paul Revere's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming"
"What i if told you You that read wrong And that probably too"
"What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas? I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"What does a catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common.....They both came in a little behind"
"Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!"
"Why can't a policeman win a game of pool? Because he always shoots the black one first."
"Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together."
"A journalist is interviewing a five hundred pound man with paper thin skin who is getting a full body skin transplant. The reporter asks if he is excited. He says, ""I can barely contain myself!"""
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"