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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't find you any new tampons. but I managed to pull a few strings..."

"Inoffensive Muslim joke What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or shiite"

"""Very colorful, fun. I'd put it in my mouth"" ""A bit scary, seems sharp. Still, I'd put it in my mouth"" -Baby reviews of stuff on the floor"

"I used to play teeball... I stopped playing after I struck out"

"You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet."

"My first workout back at the gym was great. I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."

"Just saw a guy with a chain wallet. A bunch of people were trying to steal his wallet, but they couldn't"

"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "

"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."

"To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced"