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Joke of the Day
"Men's briefs that are two sizes too big are just ""whities"" I suppose."
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"What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge. *coin*cidence"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything"
"If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna make damn sure everyone knows my street name: Butthole Teeth."
"Wow, what a day. I volunteered at a soup kitchen, caught up on my scrapbookin', went 2 baby shower, ran 9 miles, then told lies on twitter."
"Donald Trump is getting back into the air travel industry... He's launching...Receding Hairlines"
"I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"
"My wife said in the morning ""You are an idiot""... while combing her hair in front of the mirror when I walked by."
"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"
"What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball? Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)"