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Joke of the Day

"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."

"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"

"Casper The Friendly Ghost never haunted my house. All I got was his stupid cousin, Murray The Constipated Poltergeist."

"Why is Monica Lewinsky voting for Donald Trump? Because a Clinton left a very bad taste in her mouth."

"Somebody stole my Thanksgiving turkey... I suspect fowl play (IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!)"

"[I see a cute girl reading a novel] ""Hi there. I couldn't help but notice-"" *points at book* ""That you support the murder of trees."""

"What do you call a fish poop born out of wedlock? A bass-turd"

"Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?"

"My wife thinks it's sexy when she bites her lip. But I haven't had the heart to tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip."

"A Math Quip You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph"