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Joke of the Day

"Capitalization... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller."

"I can't let my girlfriend leave me I'd lose a hand"

"Me and snoop dog worked together. It was a joint project"

"Religion is like a penis It's OK to be proud of yours, just don't try to shove it down your children's throat."

"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"

"Jokes on Reddit are like children You delete the ones that don't succeed."

"Eating McDonald's because you're hungry is exactly like sucking dick because you're lonely That meat is no good for you and I do it about once a month"

"Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals."

"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"