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Joke of the Day

"I can't let my girlfriend leave me I'd lose a hand"

"Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot"

"When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word ""literally"""

"Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza."

"What's the difference between a robber and a politician? Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money."

"Devil worshipper leader: ""Due to a typo we have summoned the wrong demon."" Stan: ""Hey there."""

"Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer"

"Who does Santa think he is, judging me?! I might be naughty, but he's fat."

"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."

"Did you guys hear about the movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."