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Joke of the Day

"Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller."

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."

"I would imagine that Super Bowl 50 will be one L of a game. If you're British."

"What does a gay guy and a freezer have in common? Both get packed with meat. I'll show myself out."

"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."

"The word resume has fireworks coming out of it to help with the pronunciation yet we're left to fend for ourselves with colonel?"

"The breweries of the United States are planning to overthrow the government... It's a consbeeracy!"

"I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office."

"It's best not to piss off someone with Multiple Personalities You never know how many enemies you're making"

"Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!"