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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out."
Next Joke
"Poor handicapped guy on the train forgot to put the breaks on his wheel chair. It was like watching the Pinball Wizard."
"What do you call a stag with his eyes gouged out no eye deer. What if he's in the path of a car? Still no eye deer What if he's mid coitus too? Still fucking no eye deer"
"I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was."
"sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much they decide to bring a tiny shitting bald man screaming into the world"
"A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars.... where the carpets are red and the candidates are white."
"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore."
"Why does a farmer fuck his sheep at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."
"I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client. Oops, wrong sub."
"What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*"