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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client. Oops, wrong sub."
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"What are terrorists taught in math class? Jihadmetry. What do they learn about? ISISciles triangles."
"Whoever said white people can't jump... clearly hasn't seen footage from 9/11"
"[walks into bookstore] Me: do you have any books on turtles? Worker: Hard back? Me: Yeah, with little heads."
"My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4."
"A couple's having breakfast. He says, ""Were you faking it last night?"" She says, ""No, I was really asleep."""
"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?"
"Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide"
"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"
"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""