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Joke of the Day
"What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*"
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"What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!"
"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"My girlfriend told me she enjoys sex more while on holiday. I tell you that was an awkward postcard to receive"
"Three men walked into a bar. Don't you think the third one would have ducked?"
"At Toys ""R"" Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law. After all, it is a children's store."
"The other day my dessert looked like it was undressing me with it's eyes... It was a total crepe."
"What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work? Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!"
"So he says "" Nice glasses"" and I say "" Thanks! They're for seeing "" *slaps knee*"