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Joke of the Day
"Why does a farmer fuck his sheep at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to screw in the bulb and one to hold the ~~cock~~ ~~father~~ LADDER"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!!"
"Needles What are dull needles good for? Nothing, they're pointless."
"My fathers wife bought a ""Christian cookbook"" I didn't even know they had different recipes, I've been eating sin all along."
"In dog beers I've only had 2."
"Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend."
"Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot."
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