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Joke of the Day

"sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much they decide to bring a tiny shitting bald man screaming into the world"

"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."

"What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race? A cab."

"What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre."

"What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas? It pines."

"Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket."

"I just flew into town... and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."

"My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is... Sit at the back and ting."

"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""