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Joke of the Day

"When a woman asks how good I am in bed... I'm definitely not the second coming."

"How do pasta strainers go to the bathroom? Through their little-ass holes"

"I'm quitting drinking for good. Now I drink for evil."

"No one wants to hear about anyone else's niece."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"

"Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before."

"Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use by date? It was mayhem."

"30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing."

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? to get to the body shop : )"

"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."