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Joke of the Day
"No one wants to hear about anyone else's niece."
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"I just wished a Bride-to-be good luck on her first marriage. She didn't seem to appreciate my sincerity."
"I love my husband. But, what really motivates me to stay married is how much weight I'd have to lose to date again."
"How do billboards communicate? Sign language"
"Why Did Princess Diana Cross The Street? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"My ""Metapod"" has been having some problems When I used Harden . . . It failed. So I tried to find something to help it. After asking my doctor, he said the best option would be to use a PP Up."
"What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien? One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears"
"[several months ago] BEYONCE: Kim Kardashian might be having a 3RD baby JAY-Z: How many we got BEYONCE: One JAY-Z: Not a problem"
"Have I ever steered you wrong? *flashback to you at zoo in bear suit Me: They wont attack if ur dressed like one of them, now go get my ball"
"What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."