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Joke of the Day
"Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before."
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"A furniture-maker got caught by his wife coming in at 4am ""Damn it, Jesse! I will not let you ruin our marriage over one night stand!"""
"My 6 year old niece told me this one. What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests? (_) ( _)>- (_) An investigator"
"My blood type is coffee."
"Just for fun they should have the next Olympics in Ireland so they can call it the O'lympics."
"I like my whiskey like I like my women... Underage and sexy."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."
"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"
"If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque."
"What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle"