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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? to get to the body shop : )"

"I got a 0 on my computers test. a 01000001"

"I'm getting an MRI tomorrow... to find out whether or not I'm claustrophobic."

"NSFW - If you need to voice search the web for new directions don't say it too fast"

"sure the Victoria's Secret models are pretty, but I bet not one of them ever finds a Cheeto in her bra"

"So I proposed to my girlfriend at a funeral today. She wasn't happy. Apparently I killed the mood."

"What do you call the guy you buy your weed from? Your chron-tact."

"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"

"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."

"Why should you not shop for plywood? You'll get bored."