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Joke of the Day
"I'm quitting drinking for good. Now I drink for evil."
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"The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar and the bartender says ""So. What don't you want?"""
"Get hoarders addicted to crack, they will sell all their s*it..Problem solved."
"What's the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann? News of the elections is getting old."
"So the guy says when i die, burry me where i was born. then they burry him in his mothers pussy"
"Did you hear about the cow that doesn't give any milk? It's an udder disappointment."
"What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows"
"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"
"""It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside"" ME: Oh thank god ""It's who you are on the inside"" ME: Dang"
"Why are the news media like a prostitute? Because they are good at making stuff up."