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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"
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"That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it's probably all infested now with girls"
"whats girls' favorite language pythong"
"I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father."
"Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish"
"Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's OK now"
"What has 72 legs and 26 teeth? The first row of a country concert."
"Dirty One Liner Girl: ""Hey, what's up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"""
"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."
"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"