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Joke of the Day

"[Dad jokes anonymous] ""...and I'm clean 30 days"" Guy from back: HI CLEAN 3O DAYS I'M DAD ""DAMN IT, JERRY!"""

"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because, they make up everything..."

"Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh wait that is a banana. Sir I'm with super market security. Please come with me."

"I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once You get more buck for your bang!"

"Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative."

"What is Spider-Man's favorite rice? Uncle Bens!"

"I recently sold my vacuum cleaner all it was doing was gathering dust"

"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song."

"Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!"

"Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out? On the Yeast Side."