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Joke of the Day
"Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it"
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"""I'm so wet!"" she screamed at me. ""I'm so fucking wet!"" she screamed at the top of her lungs. ""Give it to me, now!"" She could yell all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word."
"Dear Lord, if my happiness bothers some people, please give them their own happiness so they won't bother hating on mine."
"I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner."
"In this sentence, their are exactly three errorrs."
"Using Craigslist can get you murdered, but that's only one of its many advantages"
"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"
"Deez Nutz GOTEM!"
"Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week? He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg."