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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend just got a job as a circumcision doctor The base pay isn't the best but boy does she get a lot of tips!"

"After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker."

"I invented a new joke today! Plagiarism!"

"Why should you never have oral sex? It really sucks."

"What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out."

"I remember... when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days."

"Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!"

"My girlfriend just became a porn star She's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out."

"Pizza Joke If you slice up a large pizza, that's no big deal. But if you slice up a medium, you can get jail time. And she should have seen it coming."

"What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield? It didn't matter, they were all ears"