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Joke of the Day
"Waldo is probably horrible at responding to texts."
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, if you can get 'em in there."
"You're the unreachable booger of people."
"Why don't tortoises wear scarves? They have turtlenecks"
"q: what's green and yellow and hangs from trees? a: gorilla snot."
"What do the letters D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexics Association."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm gonna need a beer and a mop."""
"If your bathroom mirror doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you're not flossing right."
"My girlfriend is like the square root of 2. Irrational."
"It is so much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship."