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Joke of the Day

"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."

"How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."

"My marriage is a mess and I'm in real financial trouble. But the McRib will return one day, and that's what keeps me going."

"I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple. Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bit too seedy."

"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"

"[NSFW] The worst part about kissing my wife after a blowjob... Is wondering if she can taste the other guy's dick."

"What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh."

"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"

"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation."