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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] The worst part about kissing my wife after a blowjob... Is wondering if she can taste the other guy's dick."

"Pedophilia You grow into it."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven."

"What's the Difference Between A Condom and Your Mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night."

"I hate cereal killers they go against the grain"

"Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving."

"Sketch artist: Any more details on the attacker? Me: No, that's all I saw *shows me it's just a picture of a fist* Me: *sobbing* That's him"

"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."

"Where do guys go when they want to get their penis sized and fitted? The Cocktailor."

"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."