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Joke of the Day
"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation."
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"What is something that you never forget on a field trip? 9/11."
"Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry"
"[Date] Me: You're a scientist? Him: Yeah M: You like chemistry? H: M: Wanna get in my genes? H: M: *slow winks* H: Are you having a stroke?"
"ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them"
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"What do you call a tight-fisted Wookie? Jewbacca"
"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty good. ( )"