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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh."
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"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""
"10 years ago, as a joke, I told everyone I was giving up sex for Lent. Haven't gotten laid since. Well played, God."
"Q: Who burped at the big bad wolf? A: Little Rude Riding Hood!"
"*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow! The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*"
"Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon."
"THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] ""Let me stop you right there"""
"Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic"
"Give a man a gun he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world"
"Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives..."