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Joke of the Day

"The tachyon leaves. The Barman says ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon enters a bar."

"Fighting Fire with Fire Have you ever heard the phrase ""fight fire with fire""? Have you ever actually tried that? I have, you know what happens? You just get a much larger fire."

"Your mama is so fat... If she falls she drops harder than Skrilex..."

"I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes."

"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose? No body knows!"

"Some say sex is better than chocolate. Others say chocolate is better than sex. I say why not make love to chocolate."

"Why did the creepy hipster get arrested? because he was following people before instagram"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"

"Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo..."

"I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."