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Joke of the Day
"The only downside of kissing a 10 is How cold your lips get from kissing the mirror..."
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"Waiter there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !"
"What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People."
"Why the hell would I use turn signals? I know where we're going."
"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"
"My friend asked me, ""What is a palindrome?"" I said, ""No, it's not."""
"What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *""Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!""*"
"""And why did you join our gym?"" to stay healthy a friend recommended it I've seen myself naked"
"""Dad, we need to talk."" ""Alright."" He grabs a chair and sits. ""Dad, you-"" He grabs yet another chair. ""DAMMIT DAD YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHAIRS"""
"What are homeless ducks always asking for? A lil bit of quack"