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Joke of the Day
"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? About 8000"
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"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"
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"My wife and I have lists for people we'd make exceptions for... I have one for midgets but it's a small list."
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash"
"What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates? I'll be goddamned."
"Fortune cookie- You will have a successful TV show. Me- How old is this cookie?!"
"Japanese gardener gets tired of being bossed around by homeowner You think he say ""Leaf me alone"", but he say ""Fuck you, homeowner, fuck you..."""
"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"
"The problem with political jokes is that... They get elected."