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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the most popular afro-american stereotype? A: boombox"

"What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common ""When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"""

"SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."

"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."

"You drop ONE baby and everyone's all like, ""Quit juggling babies Steve. You're the worst babysitter ever!"""

"Since I've been on my own, I no longer trust a whole gallon of milk... The problem is every time I bring it into my house, it doesn't get drunk. It gets wasted."

"A joke and 3 cocks What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks. Your mom can't take a joke."

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."

"To me, girls are like porta-potties. The hotter they are, the less likely I am to get inside of them."

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."