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Joke of the Day
"SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."
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"Daughter: Dad do Zombies exist? Dad: No dear they're people wearing lots of makeup. Daughter: Oh like mommy? Dad: Close enough."
"Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers..."
"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."
"""I"" before ""E"" Except after ""old McDonald had a farm."""
"19 and 20 got in a fight. 21."
"Xperia M2 dual my sony xperia m2, hanging so much after updating this new year, even when using facebook and making a call, any one faced this problem"
"What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? Antique farm equipment."
"By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one."
"Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. ""Rough rough""."