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Joke of the Day

"What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common ""When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"""

"Honey, there are broken condoms on the couch Dear, we've talked about this- call the children by their names"

"What did one white cop say to another white cop? Another black man bites the dust."

"Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time? The populations always Dublin'. :D"

"If you want your dreams to be as fascinating to other people as they are to you, don't mention it's a dream until the end of the story."

"I call my husband current... He likes it better than number two."

"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary."

"Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your dog dance with you on it's hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it too."

"You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub? I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say ""Hi!""."