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Joke of the Day
"A joke and 3 cocks What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks. Your mom can't take a joke."
Next Joke
"I will punch you in the face. OK not really - but I will roll my eyes at you, hard."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"What is the bravest organ? The *gall*-bladder."
"See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil."
"A daughter goes to her Jewish father and asks for $20 The father replies ""$10, what do you need $5 for?"""
"If babies knew how shitty life gets they wouldn't be giggling so much. Ignorant little bastards."
"Tattoo idea: One Jonas Brothers face on each thigh. What? There's three? Okay, and one right in the middle. How do you spell Kevin?"
"INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts."
"If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it... Does a hipster buy its album?"