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Joke of the Day
"My mouth so dry... Eli Whitney walk up on me while I'm yawning and invent the cotton gin."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the new Italian tires? Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop."
"Two guys walk in to a Bar First Guy orders an H2O. The Other Guy orders H2O too. The Other Guy dies."
"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"
"Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun."
"What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!"
"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"
"Why do pirates love sunny weather? Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!"
"Why was Mary's phone bill so high? She was a roamin' catholic."
"We may not be able to call black people the N-word But we can say things like ""hey dad"" and ""have a nice day officer."""