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Joke of the Day
"My mouth so dry... Eli Whitney walk up on me while I'm yawning and invent the cotton gin."
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"What do you call a black man on the moon? An afronaut."
"What do you call a redhead who identifies as the opposite sex? Transginger."
"Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start? Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!"
"Yo momma so smart, that she left you under the bridge long time ago. (Yeap its 51% original joke)"
"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."
"I need constant reassurance, right?"
"Once I've read about the perils of alcoholism I've decided to stop... ...reading."
"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."
"My ex girlfriend wasn't able to handle my OCD I told her to close the door five times on her way out."