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"1st man: ""My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"" 2nd man: ""Did they wake you?"" 1st man: ""Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."""
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"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."
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"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally"