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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: ""How was your weekend?"" Me: ""You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."""

"OMG Hiccups are so annoying! You know what you should do if you have them? GO AWAY"

"My girlfriend hates my cheesy jokes They really grate on her"

"Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions."

"My kids have strategically placed items in an overflowing garbage can like they're building a Jenga puzzle. Have kids. It's fun."

"What do you call a theft by a stumbling person? A lumberjack."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot..... you racist bastard."

"Walk up to a girl, sniff her hair, and whisper ""Perfect. Master will love you."" This is a great way to increase your tolerance to Mace..."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."