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Joke of the Day

"Walk up to a girl, sniff her hair, and whisper ""Perfect. Master will love you."" This is a great way to increase your tolerance to Mace..."

"Bob told his wife, ""I can't work for him anymore after what he said to me"". Wife: What did he say? Bob: You're fired"

"Why is MetLife Stadium the windiest stadium in the NFL? Because there's a Giant fan in every seat."

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."

"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"

"What do you call a lizard with sex problems? Ereptile Dysfunction"

"My parents never taught me how to be humble or modest I'm just naturally incredible at it."

"Harry potter is the story of a troubled kid.... ...dealing what what an older man did to him in his bedroom as a child."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... Now it doesn't work."

"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"