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Joke of the Day

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""

"I walked into a shop and saw a radio for sale because the volume was stuck on high... ...I thought, I can't turn this down!"

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang And then it came back to me"

"There were two peanuts walking down the street... ...and one was assaulted peanut."

"One guy trained how to kiss using kiwi So he wasn't confused by neat mustache that Mary had."

"I just ran into my barber on the street. He asked me how I liked the haircut he gave me last week. I told him it's growing on me."

"What's a redditor's favorite form of math? substitution"

"My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana"

"Shoe repair guy: so what happened? [cut to me trying to flush myself into the Ministry of Magic from my toilet] Me: I stepped in a..puddle"

"Two men are running and they pass a bar Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team."