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Joke of the Day

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""

"What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices."

"Allergies I have allergies to Pollen. I just realized that's plant sperm. Now when people ask ""What are you allergic to?"" and can tell them Plant Spern"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think its the R! But its actually the C!"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot"

"Now then - what's an oxymoron?"

"What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn? Goddamn right."

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac? A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog."

"Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal."