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Joke of the Day
"OMG Hiccups are so annoying! You know what you should do if you have them? GO AWAY"
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"What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting? Alien Vs Predator"
"My voicemail greeting: Hey, it's me. Please hang up and text me."
"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."
"What's the difference between your mom and wine? With age, wine doesn't suck anymore."
"Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?"
"What do you call a cow that has abortion? Decaffeinated"
"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart"
"What do you give to a man who has everything? Penicillin"
"hope no vids surface of the time i opened a bag of potato chips and one flew out and hit me in the eye"