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Joke of the Day

"How did my doctor know I have minor IBS? I just asked him to edit my essay; and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy; if he can figure that out from my writing."

"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"

"Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work."

"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."

"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."

"They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow... But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later."

"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."

"I would never write a joke in multiple choice form... Because A) person who thinks that it would B) funny should go C) a psychiatrist."

"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"