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Joke of the Day
"Canada's Gas prices... They fell as fast as Greece's GDP."
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"So if they were called the Mario Bros., that means Mario's last name was Mario?"
"[ER: Goth Unit] Nurse: Doctor, the patient is starting to smile Doctor: God damnit NOT ON MY WATCH I WANT 500 CCS OF JOY DIVISION NOW"
"Then my wife left me, I became an alcoholic and started making meth in my basement but anyway take one candy bar each kids. Happy Halloween."
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back"
"Finding a girlfriend is like finding a parking lot, Only the handicapped ones are left."
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The chicken. Eggs don't come."
"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"
"Don't try ""to"" tell me how to use quotation marks."
"When a woman cooks you dinner you're either going to get laid or poisoned."