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Joke of the Day
"Last time I had sex, it felt like the 100m Olympic final. There were 8 black men and a gun."
Next Joke
"1. Pick jeans to wear 2. Pull them up to thighs 3. Pants dance for 3 minutes 4. Take pants off 5. Put sweatpants on 6. Cry, eat pumpkin pie"
"Why did the cat cross the road? Because curiousity was on the other side"
"When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic."
"I don't know what my shoes are laced with But I'm tripping balls"
"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."
"Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money"
"Before Batgirl can become Batwoman she has to have a Batmitzvah."
"So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things."
"How do you find a British person in a crowd? 1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066."