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Joke of the Day

"So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things."

"You know what I like about high school girls? I will be back, rec time is over."

"Why don't women blink during sex? They don't have time!"

"When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think ""THEY'RE KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"""

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar..."

"What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."

"Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans."

"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""

"Grammar Tip: When the zombie apocalypse starts I will be using people who write 'would of' instead of 'would have' as human shields."