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Joke of the Day

"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."

"I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night... He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*."

"What's another name for a prosthetic patella? Faux-knee"

"""I'll have what she's having."" "" Sir, this is a gynecolo-"" ""Shhhh.. *puts finger over Dr's lips* I said I'll have what she's having."""

"What's George Washington's favorite element? Americium-1776"

"If bad Russian puns were worth a Nikolai would be rich."

"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."

"a psychic midget escaped from jail Yes, we have a small medium at large"

"Nothing says ""I probably don't have a mode of transportation"" like being the dude hugging another dude on the back of a Harley."