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Joke of the Day
"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."
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"Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull"
"Drugs don't ruin people's lives, drug tests do."
"How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"It was odd seeing pecan logs at the grocery store... because I usually don't get the logs until after I eat the pecans."
"Sex is like Broccoli If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"things u don't want to here at the doctors office (during prostate exam) 'look no hands'"
"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."
"Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !"
"Let's spare a thought for the Malaysian business man on flight MH370..... who told his wife that he was going to China for a meeting and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment."