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Joke of the Day
"I only sleep with my laptop so that if I ever get a boyfriend I'll be used to sharing the bed"
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"What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common? Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house."
"Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face. I teared up a little. I get strippers, I get it."
"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."
"To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not s?uts. Sorry."
"What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common? Neither can finish a play."
"A Man Walks Into A Bar... And Says ""Aw"""
"What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? A flat miner"
"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."
"What's the motto of the Mexican army? An Army of Juan"