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Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget what that Pyscho said before he kicked the bucket. ""BRING ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET."""

"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."

"I tried anal for the first time last night and I hated it... Fuck that shit"

"The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat's butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark. It was almost a catastrophe."

"I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker."

"What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together? A receding hare-line."

"Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back."

"I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly."

"Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!"