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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. That was on South Park last night and made me lose it."

"""Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do."" ""Oh Ya, what does he do?"" ""Makes gun powder."""

"My baby was coughing and choking and I panicked because I didn't know what to do. So I grabbed the bong out her hands before she dropped it."

"I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget."

"Restaurant At restaurant, We wait for a waiter to bring order... Aren,t we waiter too..."

"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."

"What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common? They both can't get to first base!"

"Autocorrect? More like Autocorrect! Am I right? Sorry, Autocorrect ruined my joke."

"Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line."

"This is bullshit. I surrender my keys after 8 tequila shots and this cop is all, ""Ma'am, you can't walk down Main Street in your underwear."""