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Joke of the Day
"What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common? They both can't get to first base!"
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"I don't feel bad ignoring the baby when she cries. If she really needs something, she should text me."
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"What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345"
"How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb? None of your fuckin business!"
"The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium... ...And proclaimed ""This will not stand!"""
"what was Hitler's favourite drink? mountain dew"
"I just wanna give a shout out to the ancients, for inventing the calendar. It has made my day"
"TL; DR: Action hero references Oedipus Die Hard's John McClane and his catchphrase . . ."
"You know what they say about a guy with tiny arms? He has tiny legs. (if you know what i mean)"