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Joke of the Day

"Three dyslexic girls walk into a bra... And if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic yourself."

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag? You take the ""S"" out of safe and the ""F"" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D"

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."

"No one got screwed worse than male ladybugs."

"A joke died on stage. It leaves behind an orphaned punchline."

"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"

"Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that."

"I make all my clothing choices based on what I would look like if I'm unexpectedly asked to bounce on a trampoline at some point in the day."

"I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah's Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away."

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""